It's Like I Already Told You

Do you enjoy when I dance.
When I shake my boots to the beat.
Make you get up and out of your seat.
Tell you a tale about when I almost died.
I told all the lies.
And then there was a unicycle.
A man with an ax you say?
Why I oughta slap you.
No way.
Uh. Yeah Way.
Upon my ass you did.
I bet you liked it.
Because I did.
ayii.

Isn't It Sad

Well, I thought I was going to say something deep over here or something. I've come to realize. No not so much. I really have nothing to say. Happy Valentine's Day. Oh! I know because I have all the time in the world. I should make a valentine's day mix. Well the day is almost over. So I'm not, but if you heard my radio show today at 1pm at kslu.slu.edu then you would've heard a spectacular show. I guess I could give you links to websites that I found awesome Valentine's mixes on but eh. Once again, I'm just too obviously lazy. I could've swore I had a much more interesting life. I just really don't know what I'm doing these days. Well I never know, its just that work got canceled two days in a row and I really have all the time in the world and I don't know what to do. Don't you hate when you realize that you haven't checked your phone in a long time and then you check it and its still the same? Well I guess that only happens to me. Lame, I know. But I'm eating individually wrapped twizzlers and they are quite delicious.

Well Aren't You The Cool One

I already told you didn't I? I don't even know how to sum up my week. It was kind of expensive, but hey! it's my birthday and I'm pretty sure I spent a lot more. Wee! I saw the Queers, Beatle Bob, A man fall, an old woman drive crazily, Natural Selection, Earl Grey Hound, Crazy Thai Servers scamper around a restaurant, and terrible terrible Coldstone servers. Tonight I will be seeing the Shins and eating sushi. Also maybe some hw. So I it was a listful event. Not that much wastefulness and I'm quite glad.

Salud

Is it wrong that I think people falling is funny? Is it wrong of me to think that people screaming in fear is hilarious? Is it wrong of me to think people screaming because they fell HILARIOUS? Is it wrong of me to point, laugh and stare at a person who fell on the ground?
I don't think its wrong, but it makes me smile. It makes me laugh. It makes me happy. Your embarassed, your ass hurts, and you've lost your dignity , but I will be standing right there. Laughing at your ass on the ground.
When did pretending you were a cat become cool. It's the quietest I've ever heard her.
I thank somebody for my ability to thrive and survive in a germ infested environment. Trying to see all these transparent things. We enter the room 2 by 2. Splendid.

Pirates Life

If I had never did anything half assedly. I'd probably be a lot happier. I thought I would always be happy where I'm at in life.
So I'll just listen to this one song over and over wishing that it was about me.
Dreaming that I could be that person.
Hold my breath.
I am always original at this very second at this very moment. Why are you so vicious?
I'll wait forever. So I can stand here and tell you.
I am not perfect.
You probably deserve much bettter, but I hold my breath, waiting here forever.
The pop is flat. Shaken so hard. It explodes.
Will I last longer then I say I will. I keep writing wondering if you'll read this.
It all starts over again tomorrow.
Wake up way too early and get home way too late.
Your cheese less macaroni.
This isn't love I'm talking about.
It isn't life.
So I'll keep pretending...