On the floor.

He is totally not sexy. I want to punch his face in. Seriously though. You blew it. I am quite furious with you. Totally taking you off my desktop. You make me nauseas. I am going to throw up the plates of trashy food I just ate. I did do my homework for 4 hours because of you. So furious. SO FURIOUS!

Don't Mind Me.

Once again I have failed to do what I say. Trying to keep up when you keep keeping me down. Repeat the words. An endless cycle of what? huh? why? what? huh? why? My aunt once told me I was going to suffer depression at the age of 19. I had a dream that it was true. Don't you love when dreams come true. It was obviously too cold to not wear a jacket. It was obviously too hot for my comforter. It was so obvious. It's because I washed my hair. Please call me by my alias name. I mean my real name, but really its my alias name. Well I'm going to cop that shit and be on that all night long. I'll bounce that shit right out of this hood. I've got sex appeal. Props to you for finding this. 10 points for you.

I swear

Sometimes I just become ashamed of myself.
How did I ever get myself to this place?
What am I doing?
I found three gray hairs upon my head.
My schedule has now become 8 am to 6 pm. Monday through Friday.
But why have I done this to myself?
So I can receive a piece of paper.
Of course that makes SO much sense.
I wish I was more intricate.
Sometimes it is just so much easier to be nice.
I think my chem teacher smokes doobies.
She walked around with a mic letting the feedback drive us insane.
Hey, turn it off bitch.
Am I really in Pre-Calc?
What the hell is she saying in that class?
I mean Spanish that is. No, really what the eh are you eh saying eh.
Is a headache lasting for a week normal?
WATCH OUT! I screamed.
Where do I get an application to become a renegade of funk?
A year has passed!? I like numbers. No I don't.

Today

Today, I became my alter ego, the Pink Power Ranger and saved Martin Luther King and GOD in a dark cave from bad monkeys, bad tigers, and bad robots. What did you do?
I also have a lot of homework to do.
I also am a tidbit hungry.

In the zoo

To continue with my procrastination. I will write in this blog again. Because I need stress relieving format? I really wouldn't know, but acting like a true college student I am, I am going to take a nap instead of recapping my day.