Monday, November 23, 2009

Lady Gaga: The Potentiality of Pop Takeover

I love Lady Gaga and I will truthfully admit it. Initially, I was skeptical and annoyed at the concept of Lady Gaga, but upon review of her persona and music, I've come to the conclusion that she is actually great. Obviously, people do not seem to understand my love for Lady Gaga thus I have written an essay on my reasoning and submission to admiting to liking Lady Gaga and her potential to develop into a global pop all star.

Lady Gaga is a household name whether "it" is a he or a she or even a she with he parts or merely and "it" with both parts. Emering in 2009 after the success of single, "Just Dance" off her first official album, The Fame. Currently, the album sits at the top of the charts and Lady Gaga releases single after single including, "Poker Face", "LoveGame", "Bad Romance", etc. The thing about Lady Gaga is... EVERYTHING. She is slowly becoming the epitome of pop music whether you ADMIT it or not. The thing is that she is talented and worthy enough to actually reign as Pop Queen or Princess...that is if she follows the correct steps. Lady Gaga even has the potential to be similar in Michael Jackson status (not saying she can top him or will have a child molestation cases charged against her), but given the quick rise to fame she has achieved now...she has the potential for world pop takeover.

Things Lady Gaga Has
1. Reinventive and outlandish/ unique fashion
As you may have heard already, but Lady Gaga has had many comparisons to early Madonna and her quirky fashions. Look at Halloween costumes now, when you dress like someone from the 80s, you dress like a "Material Girl" a look and termed by Madonna herself. She became the epitome of what the 80s represents.

The fashion was gaudy and outlandish, but EVERYONE did it. Lady Gaga in present society, she never wears pants and admitedly announced it in her song, "Paparazzi" - never in jeans. The "Lady Gaga" costume is absolutely absurd but it was the most popular Halloween costume of this year and it will probably stand to represent the 2000s...forever.
Christina Aguilera even admitted to stealing the fashion persona of Lady Gaga stating that, "This person [Lady Gaga] was just brought to my attention not too long ago. I'm not quite sure who this person is, to be honest. I don't know if it is a man or a woman."



2. Actual talent + Catchy Singles

Unlike Madonna and similar to early Michael Jackson is the fact that Lady Gaga actually has vocal ability and range. She can actually sing unlike past pop stars including Madonna and Britney Spears. Lady Gaga showcases her vocal talent often in covers and ballads because she's telling you that she does not need to lip sync and her talent is REAL. Another thing is that she is everywhere and in every single song. If she isn't being featured in the new Beyonce track then she's featuring Akon on one of her tracks. You just gotta saturate the industry and she is indeed doing that.

Check out her cover of Coldplay's Viva La Vida. First off I don't even like that song by Coldplay, but her remake is pretty enjoyable.


3. Original and high budget music videos
Recently the music industry has seen a resurgence of music videos because for the past decade or so they have been pretty much obsolete. It came to the point where the only show that played music videos, TRL was cancelled this past year. With no place to watch music videos, what's the point of making high budget music videos. Luckily enough with the help of some low budget youtubey inspired videos like OK GO's A Million Ways, Beyonce's Single Ladies, etc. Music videos are coming back with avengence and Lady Gaga is producing some major freaky videos that you haven't seen stuff like this since Missy Elliot was fat or Michael Jackson was alive (too soon?).
Remember when you used to see videos like this on TV all the time?


Check out this amazing video for "Bad Romance"


4. Odd publicity/ rumor mill story

If there is one thing you've heard about Lady Gaga is that she isn't actually a woman or is a woman with man parts. Well, I have no idea what the truth is, but it is pretty entertaining to skepticize the gender of a talented woman? I guess it's entertaining to the rest of the world. I mean who doesn't have a penis these days? Whatever is going on inbetween her legs, the world is interested and it can only create great publicity for her. Thing is also is that Lady Gaga is actually going along with the idea. She's using it as a backdrop to support her opinion on gay/gender rights which I have to admit is pretty awesome.
Everyone should be able to marry regardless if they both have vaginas or penises, right? In comparison of other pop artists, well is this really necessary? Pop artists are usually bat shit crazy anyway. Ex. Britney Spears, Madonna, Michael Jackson. You all can google that yourself.

5. Great Live Performance
If there is something that people want, its a great live performance. We want fireworks, midgets on stilts, acrobatics, lions, snakes, etc. We want everything that you could possible throw us and I mean it's pretty hard to keep up too. I mean who hasn't done a pole dance these days (looking at you Miley Cyrus). So it is key to have a crazy and original live performance.



I mean if you don't find any of that entertaining then I don't know what's wrong with you. I am proudly going to her concert in St. Louis because it's going to be a whole hour or so of her doing exactly that. Throwing blood and fireworks in my face. Yes, please.
She still needs that one crazy performance that everyone remembers though like Madonna's VMA performance of "Like a Virgin." So keep on working on it Gaga.


Things Lady Gaga Needs (to work on)

1. Preoccupation with fame needs to end

If there isn't anything more annoying than a celebrity complaining about the famous life is a non-celebrity writing about the annoyances of a famous life before they have one. Lady Gaga's concept of her first album revolves around being famous or as it's called "The Fame." Yes, the album is great and catchy, but I hope this is her whole schtick. That is usually an artist's downfall when they starting singing about the famous life because NO ONE can relate to that other than other celebrities. I have no idea what it is liked to be stalked by paparazzi or have too much money that I have to use it as toleit paper. Frankly, I don't care about the sad parts of being a celebrity. So give me some good dance music about getting wasted, having sex, being in love or something like that. Surprisingly enough, Lady Gaga's supplement to "The Fame" entitled "Fame Monster" does not contain any songs that pertain to a "fame." So GOOD WORK GAGA! Keep it going!

2. Must integrate factors of social justice
This is a fairly early concept for a rising star, but it is a necessity when creating a global pop star. People like artists that care and understand. I mean don't go flipping Bono from U2 on me and give all the Africans special edition U2 ipods. Lady Gaga needs to organize a movement "Heal The World" style.
Seriously, who didn't go crazy when this came out? Or she could adopt an Asian baby. She's doing pretty well with Gay Rights support, but until she gets a gayby or something she won't make it on a global scale.

3. Out of control money spending
I know that it takes a lot of money to support the fashion habits and live performances to be Lady Gaga, but seriously... she is going to end up declaring bankruptucy by the end of there year at this rate. Well luckily she is going on a national tour soon and will be releasing her album relatively soon. I'm no accountant, but I don't want her to pull a MC Hammer. You gotta keep that stuff worked out so watch your spending!

4. Take over Europe and The Japanese


Lady Gaga needs to have Japanese girls riding on her back and smelling her eyelashes. Actually, her newest album, "Fame Monster" is going to contain pieces of wigs she's worn. Weird and appealing to psycho fanatics. It needs to be Zoolander style. Europe is explanatory. Just take it over.

5. Awkward Love Life Debacle
Lady Gaga ain't got time for a boo or something?! Well she's talked talked aggressively about sexuality in most of her songs and I think it's about time we saw a Mr. Gaga. What psycho man would date Lady Gaga? Is she already married? Can she make out with Christina Aguilera...b/c it'd be like making out with herself? Actually I'd like to see her make out with R. Kelly at some award show...the grammys? But something crazy needs to happen pretty soon.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Una reflexión en ser hogar

Oh hello!

This is the one of the last time that I will be spending at my parent's house for Fall Break. It's interesting that no matter how old I get, the second I return back to my home I just turn back into a child.

-Waiting for my mother to feed me
-Eating junk food
- watching hours of television
- sleeping in my awesome bed
- going shopping w/ my mom

It is just so odd to know that this place will always be my home and then think in the future when it won't be my home. How do I learn to leave without this place? I just don't know.

I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP!

But I mean I know that I could never live in this place forever. I've lived here for 18 years before departing for college. I know I can never return to all my old habits. Where will I be happy?

BAH! These are the questions I need to answer before....May? Oh. GOD. I am so unprepared for real life.

So if you have any advice on my future or anything like that..I'd like it handed to me on a silver platter..hell I'd even take it on paper if necessary.

I'm only 21 for crying out loud!

I can do it! We can do it! I believe! WE BELIEVE!

Up up and away. I don't care what people say b/c they gon' judge me anyway / so WHATEVER - Kid Cudi - Up, Up & Away

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Lyrics

You guys know how I love posting lyrics. So here I am again. Posting some lyrics from songs I like

They don't know me yet/ the day will soon come/ they don't know my best/ the day will soon come/ - Anjulie - The Day Will Soon Come

I'm on the pursuit of happiness/and i know everything is shining always gonna be gold/ and i'll be fine when i get it/ i'll be good - Kid Cudi feat MGMT and Ratatat

Saturday, September 05, 2009

Oh the woes.


This week has quite the unsuccessful week for me I must say and David Bowie is probably disappointed by me.

I didn't get the job that I applied for even though I nailed both of the interviews...I guess they were looking for someone more hip and younger.

The other job I wanted to apply for has "maxed out" whatever that means.

The lab I wanted to work for is only available during the time I have class.

We definitely failed at trivia last night.

I definitely got trashed and ended up vomiting a bunch of sweet desserts.

I dropped a grand of money this week on various school supplies.

My feet hurt from wearing flats.

My back and hips hurt from my discombobulated bag on my shoulders.

Things are definitely not the way they seem.

On the plus side, I really enjoy my classes that I'm in. They mostly revolve around discussing how we are fucked and being oppressed in society. Truth. So basically I'm fucked as a SLU Student, a Woman, and a person living among technology.

Sunday, August 09, 2009

My Nemesis


The GRE is seriously like climbing a huge sand mountain, it is both tiring and mostly impossible.

As I approach my final undergraduate college career, I have been given the choice to take a wondrous standardized test called the GRE aka the Graduate Record Exam aka the pain in my ass. The GRE is supposed to test all the things you didn't learn about in college so you can do something that you actually know about in Graduate School.

I am a Psychology major so of course it is necessary that you test all of my math abilities that I have since that last time I took a math course was in high school, makes a lot of sense. I'm being tested on math that I learned in MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!, let's see that was about....7 years ago. I'm sure I'm going to need to know how to calculate the volume of a quadrilateral figure when I'm a psychologist as well as know that the synonyms and antonyms of the word calculate.

So like every college student in my place right now has their stack of GRE vocab flash cards, GRE study guide, and another guide called All the Math You DIDN'T learn in College. Is this a test going to be a measurement of what I learned in college, NO. Instead it will be a test of all the things I could cram and learn from various sources in a span of 6 months. You would think that once you got out of high school that standardized tests no longer existed, but alas...you need another one to get into another school. Oh did I tell you that this test is $140, $40 to send to the school of your choice and most applications to schools are also about $40. So let's do some arithmetic that I just learned: $140+$40(10)+$40(10) = $940+/- that is if I apply to the recommended 10 colleges.

GRE, you are my nemesis and I furiously shake my fist at you! Excuse me, I mean...GRE YOU ARE MY ADVERSARY AND I CORYBANTICLY BRANDISH MY FIST AT YOU